Anya's An Insatiable Whore, or Why I Can't Shop Online

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I shouldn't look at Bad Dragon.

I really shouldn't.

If you're a Pixel-Vixen member and you DON'T know what Bad Dragon dildos are, I recommend going there NOW and familiarizing yourself with the most amazing sex toys on planet earth. You can literally fuck a dragon's vagina. It's kinda awesome. I mean I can't, but someone with male gentalia could, and I assume the sensation would be physically pleasing. I can only guess, given my experience with male genitalia and knowledge of pleasing them.

ANYWAY, I had the express benefit of stuffing myself with a tentacle from their collection. It was a literal dream cum true, and I cannot WAIT to make a hentai catgirl video/photo set.

So, of course, after satiating my tentacle lust, I hopped online to investigate the rest of their wares. The following is a transcript of my internal monolgue while browing their site:

"Huh, a demon dick... that's kinda cool..."

"Holy fuck... is that a dragon tongue?!"

"Oh. My. God. Look at the GIRTH on that dragon's SHAFT..."

"There's MORE tentacle dildos?!"

Basically two hours later I forced myself to look at all the items I'd added to my cart. I do this thing while window shopping online where I just add the things I like and then pare it down at the end when I decide what to purchase.

Except I couldn't pare it down.

My lust for inhuman cock was raging.

Until I looked at my cart total.

I think I know what a boner killer feels like now.

I managed to talk myself down to ONE. But knowing how amazing they are... I'll be back. And they're worth EVERY CENT.

Because how else am I gonna get railed by Nox the Night Drake?

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